RoomRoast
AI interior intervention

Your room called. It wants help.

Upload one photo for a brutally funny decor roast—then get specific fixes that turn the humiliation into a room you actually want to show off.

Roast my roomSee how it works

First roast free. One photo. No design degree required.

RoomRoast hero

Sample verdict

“That lamp isn’t mood lighting. It’s a cry for help.”

The RoomRoast promise

Mean to the lamp. Useful to you.

30-ish sec

from upload to first verdict

Your call

download, share, or keep it private

No fake complimentsActionable fixes after every roastClear pricing before checkout

From crime scene to clean scene

We mock the room. Then we make it better.

The roast is the hook. The redesign advice is the reason you’ll finally move that chair out of the doorway.

01

Upload one honest photo

No measurements, mood boards, or design vocabulary. Point your camera at the room and let RoomRoast inspect the evidence.

02

Receive the roast

Get a sharp, shareable critique that calls out the awkward layout, questionable lighting, and decor choices everyone else politely ignored.

03

Fix the actual problems

The joke flips into specific guidance: what to move, what to remove, what to add, and which upgrades deserve your budget.

Do this first

Prioritized changes, not a vague inspiration dump.

Shop with a point

Recommendations tied to your room and plan.

Pick your level of intervention

Laugh for free. Redesign when you’re ready.

No subscription required. Buy the deeper plan only for the room that needs it.

The Roast

$0per room

For the brave, curious, and content-hungry.

  • One AI room roast
  • Quick practical fixes
  • Share-ready result
Get a free roast
Full intervention

Roast + Redesign

$19per room

For when the joke lands and you’re ready to fix the punchline.

Redesign my room

Everything in the free roast, plus:

  • Prioritized room action plan
  • Layout and styling direction
  • Shoppable furniture and decor picks
  • Budget-aware upgrade order
  • Downloadable redesign brief

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Before you expose the sofa

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your room can take it

Stop asking friends who are too polite.

Upload the photo. Take the roast. Leave with a better room and a screenshot worth sharing.

Roast my room free